22 July 2010

Back to blogging... with a tag

YAY I got tagged... long long really long ago. My first ever tag... Thank you Priyanka for tagging me. I figured what better way to get me started after a really really long break!

5 pathetically horrible movies you’ve seen

1. Superbad - As the name states clearly it was just super times infinity bad! It was so pathetic that I literally wanted to walk out of the theater after watching the first ten minutes. It was one of the many movies that I was dragged along by V for his "lets watch a funny movie". Everything was lame... high school kids, trying to get fake ids, getting alcohol, girls....ugh! I sat through the movie because of pop corn and skittles.

2. Chandramukhi - Where do I begin. Manichitrathazh is one of my favorite movies... It has been remade and has been successful in many languages... but I dont think any other language has butchered the movie as much as they had done in Tamil. Rajnikanth as the doctor, jyotika as the dancer-mental-patient... oh my what a disaster.

3. Koi Mil Gaya - It felt like ET gone terribly bad. Hritik Roshan and his retarded (sorry for being so rude) look, him being friends with a bunch of small kids, and acting like a kid himself....that thing called "jadoooo"... partly looking like yoda, everything made me cringe!

4. Men staring at goats or what ever sh*t that was. George Clooney, Brad Pitt. All I can say is what a shame! What a colossal waste of talent!

5. Guna. Kamal Hassan gone mad. If I hear the word "Abirami" I will puke. For those dont know Guna is obssessed with this Abirami character... he kidnaps a girl who he thinks is Abirami and they live in a cave.. Anyway you get the idea...

5 places where you don't want to be seen dead at

1. In the loo sitting on the pot!

2. Anywhere there are roaches and rodents. Even in death I will feel very icky about those creatures.

3. I am going to sneak in a point thats not so where but how... I dread to be seen dead anywhere naked! That thought freaks me out.

4. It would be a shame to die of a heart attack while sitting on the couch watching a scary movie.

5. I am borrowing the last one from Priyanka. I can't think of being alone while I die.

5 accessories you can create out of food

This one is a toughie... I really thought hard and these are what I came up with!

1. Saboodana Neckalce. Would make a pretty decent mock pearl necklace.

2. A Seven bean Bracelet

3. Cashew Nut earrings

4. A brilliant set of chain, earrings and bracelet with the dark channa

5. Layered chain with broken rice interspersed with mustard seeds.

5 People you’d love to hit, anytime, anywhere

1. Perverts who molest women and children.
2. Anyone(especially women) who ask pregnant women "Twins?". I have faced this question a lot of times.
3. Simon from American Idol. He just gets on my nerves.
4. Himesh Reshammiya. For the bloody songs, what else. Everytime I hear his nasal aaaaa I feel like pulling my hair out.
5. Hypocrites.

5 things you’d do to scare anybody

1. Force folks to play the ojo board and then move the coin myself to say stupid things.
2. After watching a thriller when someone asks me "are you scared" smile mysteriously and say "why should I be scared, I've been dead for 13 years"
3. When you are walking somewhere in the dark with someone, stop walking abruptly, look straight ahead, grasp the other person's arms and let out a loud gasp.
4. When you are sitting in a room with some one look at the door and say I think I saw someone standing there.
5. And for the sake of fun, scream "Danger Danger" like Ross...

This was so much fun!

I am passing this tag on to anyone who is interested in doing this tag. It's up for grabs!